Post by Raven-Nite on Oct 18, 2005 21:42:43 GMT -5
Is anyone aside from me not looking forward to the next Harry Potter movie?
Ohh... cuz I just can't wait for the bad acting and the dumbed down, shortened storyline, with almost NO Quidditch. I just can't wait for the stupid 10 year olds who will go hyper over it and see it too many times. I just can't wait for the media to paste Harry Potter on it's fat, ugly forehead and waltz around in long, streaming, purple robes with cheesy tin foil stars and a ruler. I can't wait for all the kids in my neighbourhood to be shouting 'Avada Kadavra' and any other variation of spells they come up with and then claim to be in the book. I can't wait for those idiots who think they read faster than I do and they know more about Harry Potter when they're 11 years old. I just cannot wait to see that movie. I hate the previews and I hate the fact that they all look 18. I hate the fact that some snooty little 16 year old actors who have no talent, claim that they 'know' the character 'inside and out' and then when asked about the part they play they don't tell us anything profound and instead tell us things we already know, things a child knows.
This is my rant and I'm gonna do what I want with it. Don't tell me "Oh but the dragons in the movies looked cool!" Are you going to see the movie JUST for those dragons? Are those going to be $10-for-10-second dragons? Are you peeing yourself with anticipation as you wait hours in line for a movie that will ultimately disappoint?
I know I am.
Ohh... cuz I just can't wait for the bad acting and the dumbed down, shortened storyline, with almost NO Quidditch. I just can't wait for the stupid 10 year olds who will go hyper over it and see it too many times. I just can't wait for the media to paste Harry Potter on it's fat, ugly forehead and waltz around in long, streaming, purple robes with cheesy tin foil stars and a ruler. I can't wait for all the kids in my neighbourhood to be shouting 'Avada Kadavra' and any other variation of spells they come up with and then claim to be in the book. I can't wait for those idiots who think they read faster than I do and they know more about Harry Potter when they're 11 years old. I just cannot wait to see that movie. I hate the previews and I hate the fact that they all look 18. I hate the fact that some snooty little 16 year old actors who have no talent, claim that they 'know' the character 'inside and out' and then when asked about the part they play they don't tell us anything profound and instead tell us things we already know, things a child knows.
This is my rant and I'm gonna do what I want with it. Don't tell me "Oh but the dragons in the movies looked cool!" Are you going to see the movie JUST for those dragons? Are those going to be $10-for-10-second dragons? Are you peeing yourself with anticipation as you wait hours in line for a movie that will ultimately disappoint?
I know I am.
NU! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I WANNA SEE?!?! I wanna see the sorting hat EAT someone!!