Post by Raven-Nite on Sept 2, 2005 0:08:32 GMT -5
Well Meg, you told me to surprise you...BUT I HAVE NOTHING IN STOCK!!!! Uhh...uhh....*looks around at mundane items for inspiration* You know I'm going to be up all night trying to think up something witty and insightful to say when I just want to say...*romantic music plays* ...I...I just want to say...did you know Lays BBQ Chips have 20% Vitamin C? So chips ARE healthy for you! *grins stupidly and holds the bag above her mouth and pours them in*
House: *limping in* They don't make drugs strong enough to fix that you know.
Raven: *takes the bag away from her mouth and looks at House like a stupid animal* Mmmm? *has her cheeks stuffed with chips and crumbs all over her face*
House: Tch...I don't think even Cameron would try to fix you...*starts to hobble away*
Raven: *tries to swallow the chips but just ends up gaging and having to spit them into a conveniently placed trash can* Ack! *Cough* You wanna make somethin of it...Limpy?
House: *Stops hobbling away and stops dead* Normally I would think up some snarky comment to counter that and just keep walking as you scramble for a comeback but since the writer of this post is much more prone to violence than to wit...*House whips around and holds his cane like a bo staff over her left shoulder, adopts a Swamp Rat accent and walks towards Raven all suave-like* Now, duh fun begins!
*Suddenly they are transported to the Clinic*
Raven: *Sticks knives between the fingers of her right hand and holds up her other hand to House, palm towards herself, fingers streached out and says in a husky voice:..* I got six reasons for you to walk away...
House: *raises one eyebrow and looks at Raven like she's wearing a Superman shirt at a Marvel convention*
Raven: *looks at hand and discovers she only has 5 fingers one one hand* Wow would you look at that... *Throws the knives at House and takes out her silver bastard sword from the sheath (courtesy of Batman)*
House: *blocks the knives with his cane/staff*
Megabyte Voice: Begin! (oooohhh Cool voice *drool*)
Raven: -> X, O,O
*Raven kicks and slashes at House and he gets knocked down*
House: (triangle)
*House knocks Raven through his glass door and into his office*
*Raven and House stand at opposite sides of the office, poised for battle and...........
Raven & House: (triangle)+X
*They both taunt each other like little children until they both have level 4*
Raven: <- O+X (Level 4)
*Raven charges at House and grabs his right leg* I NERVE YOU! *nerves House*
House: ACK! My weakpoint! (up) (square)+O (Level 3) Vicodin!!!!!!! *House regenerates his lost health*
((Ok it's 1:08 I'm off to bed an I leave you to finish it off!))
House: *limping in* They don't make drugs strong enough to fix that you know.
Raven: *takes the bag away from her mouth and looks at House like a stupid animal* Mmmm? *has her cheeks stuffed with chips and crumbs all over her face*
House: Tch...I don't think even Cameron would try to fix you...*starts to hobble away*
Raven: *tries to swallow the chips but just ends up gaging and having to spit them into a conveniently placed trash can* Ack! *Cough* You wanna make somethin of it...Limpy?
House: *Stops hobbling away and stops dead* Normally I would think up some snarky comment to counter that and just keep walking as you scramble for a comeback but since the writer of this post is much more prone to violence than to wit...*House whips around and holds his cane like a bo staff over her left shoulder, adopts a Swamp Rat accent and walks towards Raven all suave-like* Now, duh fun begins!
*Suddenly they are transported to the Clinic*
Raven: *Sticks knives between the fingers of her right hand and holds up her other hand to House, palm towards herself, fingers streached out and says in a husky voice:..* I got six reasons for you to walk away...
House: *raises one eyebrow and looks at Raven like she's wearing a Superman shirt at a Marvel convention*
Raven: *looks at hand and discovers she only has 5 fingers one one hand* Wow would you look at that... *Throws the knives at House and takes out her silver bastard sword from the sheath (courtesy of Batman)*
House: *blocks the knives with his cane/staff*
Megabyte Voice: Begin! (oooohhh Cool voice *drool*)
Raven: -> X, O,O
*Raven kicks and slashes at House and he gets knocked down*
House: (triangle)
*House knocks Raven through his glass door and into his office*
*Raven and House stand at opposite sides of the office, poised for battle and...........
Raven & House: (triangle)+X
*They both taunt each other like little children until they both have level 4*
Raven: <- O+X (Level 4)
*Raven charges at House and grabs his right leg* I NERVE YOU! *nerves House*
House: ACK! My weakpoint! (up) (square)+O (Level 3) Vicodin!!!!!!! *House regenerates his lost health*
((Ok it's 1:08 I'm off to bed an I leave you to finish it off!))
Oh well, at least I don't regret
